The Writing challenge was to write a piece of Flash Fiction, 100 words, plus or minus. The subject was New Years’ Resolutions. Done in 100 words.
Who’s Not Perfect?
New Year’s resolutions? After 78 years of making them, yeah, I’ve heard of them. Made a bunch of them. What? Yes, I have kept, um, a few, well, maybe not a few. Okay, I didn’t keep any of them. But look, after 78 years, I’m still here, so I guess that makes me perfect. Been married 54 of those years, so that’s two perfects. Um, except my wife says I could use a little more training in cleaning the baseboards, um also in emptying the dishwasher. Hmm, I wonder if I could get another chance at a New Year’s resolution.