A Re-telling of the old Fable.  

Grandma was in the bed curled up with a good book by Stephen King when she heard the knock on the door. Being nearly senile, Grandma said 'Come in', thinking of course, that it was her granddaughter Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf pounce into the house wearing a red riding hood.

 Granny said, "What big eyes you have!" She knew the routine.

And the wolf reply, "The better to see you."

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