You got the latest in A. I. R. and it has fallen in love with you! Wait? A. I.'s don't have emotions!  

"Hello, Brewster. I am the H.A.L. 2020, and I am your new A.I.R.! Artificial Intelligent Robot! You can call me HAL!"

"I can do a variety of task, including: cooking certain meals, awakening you in the morning and reminding you of any appointments. I can regulate your exercise program and your day and I can even cl...