Recently, I went shopping at the Base Exchange on Ramstein Air Base in Ramstein, Germany. Shortly after I started walking through the store, I started experiencing a nagging, annoying, creepy feeling. As if holding a grudge against me, my socks took on a life of their own. I could feel my damn socks inching down my ankle into my sneakers as I walked! I couldn't concentrate on my shopping with all this distracting drama going on in my shoes. I hated it!

I immediately thought of a remedy. I can't rec...