I led her to the restroom near the back exit hoping we'd be left alone. She barged through me and into the room, checked every stall, then turned a steely eye on me.

"Stop acting like an imbecile and tell me what you saw."

"Imbecile? Me? I have been unseen and unheard for six years. What am I supposed to do with my time, huh? I guess you know what it's like, seeing as how you're a ghost, too. Oh, wait. You're not a ghost. Sorry. I'd slap myself up side my head if I only had one....