Living in LA sometimes feels like living in an alternate universe, especially in Hollywood. Maybe it's because of the film industry; nothing is real it's like a film we are playing out. I have realised after talking to Madeline that I don't want to grow old here – I don't think they let you anyway. There are signs everywhere around the city warning of floods or earthquakes etc., and I'm half expecting to see one that says 'Warning Old People in this Area!' I mean the trouble is that you never actua...