Back in the gym I'm helping a member who needs spotting on the bench press. This doesn't involve me running over and shouting 'Hey I just seen Bob on the bench press,' it means I stand behind him and ensure he doesn't drop the bar on his neck and kill himself. My hands are hovering near the bar but my head is still with Ethan and that kiss. I know it wasn't exactly a passionate snog but ...

"Oh sorry, Bob, I didn't realise you were going for another rep."

Poor Bob is turning purple trying t...